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Joke of the Day
"Wanna get laid? Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait."
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"What is Dracula's favorite pudding? Leeches and scream."
"Why did the banana go to the doctor? He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece."
"What do you find with 4 Catholics? A fifth."
"Q: How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"""
"Did you hear about the girl who was found masturbating while on her period? She was caught red handed"
"My cat tried to knock over my TV this morning. WHY ARE MY BEST FRIENDS FIGHTING?!"
"Have you heard the one about the bed? No? That's 'cause it hasn't been made yet."
"Q: Why did the one-handed man cross the road? A: To get to the second hand shop."
"Which is the worst career choice? Dentistry in Britain? Nutritionist in the Midwest? North Pole stripper during an antifreeze shortage?"