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Joke of the Day
"There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
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"Did you hear about the tragedy in France? I was very confused reading headlines saying, ""Nice attack, 78 dead""."
"what do you call a blond standing on her head? a brunette with bad breath..."
"What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party? Namaste."
"They say love is worth more than money. But I'm pretty sure my landlord is gona want more than a hug."
"What Did the Upvote whore say to the Redditor? I'll suck yo dick for a Upvote"
"When do you ground an astronaut? When they're astronauty."
"At my last physical, my doctor told me I had to stop masturbating, and I asked why. He said, ""Because I'm trying to give you a physical."""
".@cocacola i tried to give a coke bottle to a polar bear. he did not accept. also he took my son. i need my son back"
"Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics? All that backstabbing was too much for him."