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Joke of the Day
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"The Blonde Waitress Customer: Can I have some coffee without cream please? Blonde Waitress: We are fresh out of cream, sir. Can I bring you coffee without milk instead?"
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"All serial killers... Drinks water..."
"Offer: free guitar No strings attached"
"Tourette's convention rally What do we want?! A CURE FOR TOURETTE!! When do we want it?! CUNT! SHIT! FUCK!"
"I caught two teens smoking pot behind my office. Ten minutes later, my boss caught two teens and myself smoking pot behind my office."
"What's the difference between Christmas and the Great Marianas Turkey Shoot? At Christmas, there's a nip in the air."
"What's the new Taken prequel going to be called? Taken Befour"