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Joke of the Day
"What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat."
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"Which is worse: that I had to wear a Frozen bandaid cuz all the regular ones were taken or that I spent 5 min. deciding between Anna & Elsa?"
"A man is suing a hardware for selling him a bucket with holes in it. Personally, I don't think his argument holds water."
"Two gay cowboys: ""Y'up?"" ""Yup."""
"(Nsfw)What must a vampire ask before he has sex? Is it alright if I cum inside?"
"My Dad always worked really hard to be able to put dinner on the table for his family. And still my Mam moaned because he couldn't afford to buy plates. That table was ruined."
"Bound by notifications, we are the Fellowship of the Ding."
"What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson? "" I ain't Willie Nelson."""
"Did you hear about the emo pizza? He topped himself."
"What do you call a naked baby horse? A Naked Neigh-kid"