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"If I ever met the man who came up with the idea of lobotomies, I'd give him a piece of my mind."
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"I asked my wife to tell me something that made me happy and sad at the same time... She said ""Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick.""."
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"A little boy went up to his father and asked, ""Dad, where did my intelligence come from? Father replied, ""Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, because I still have mine."""
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"My girlfriend makes me want to be a better man ...so I can get a better girlfriend. -Comedian Anthony Jeselnik"