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"Elton John just launched a women's lingerie line.. ""And you can tell everybody this is your thong"""
"Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue? Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!"
"Crap. They didn't cancel this morning's meeting. I wore my suit to bed inside out for nothing."
"Dating tip: Men always remember the woman who vomited on them."
"Microwave Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables? -fitting the wheelchair in the microwave."
"A priest and a rabi are on a walk together when the pass a schoolyard with children playing in it. The priest says, ""Should we fuck them?"" The rabi says ""Out of what?"""
"Girl seeing my torn jeans Where'd you get those?! *remembers trying to pee on a hill & stumbling backwards through thorn bushes* The Gap."
"How do ghosts like their chicken cooked? Terri-fried!"
"A very British joke: I went to a class to learn how to make the perfect cup of tea It was a steep learning curve"