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Joke of the Day

"What are a Mexican's favorite dimensions for square dancing? dos y dos"

"What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before marriage? Feyonce"

"What vegetable needs a plumber? A leek."

"Why did the calendar give up on life? Because he felt his days were numbered."

"""You should go with the black one"" I whispered from inside the clothes rack as she dropped both shirts and ran. FINE, GO WITH THE WHITE ONE"

"Q: What does Clinton have in common with his Hollywood pals? A: They all make a living by lying to people."

"A guy laughed at me because I only have a 19"" TV. I suggested we not laugh about how many inches things are. That shut him up."

"Never been able to throw a frisbee too well, but I make up for it by having a huge dong & a really positive attitude"

"Pizza is like sex... Its better with the boys"

"I'm going to open a sperm bank. I'll call it ""Get a load of that guy"""