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Joke of the Day

"Dating tip: Men always remember the woman who vomited on them."

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"What do you call an obese psychic? A four chin teller."
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"A fish is made from just two atoms of Sodium. 2Na"
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"Why did the Red sea not find a good husband? because she was too shallow."
"I love people who IM me to tell me that they left a voice message to say that they sent me an email"
"Horton Hears a who? Horton Hears a what? Horton Hears a huh? Horton hears a chicka chikca chicka chicka slim shady."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Apple ! Apple who ? Apple the door myself!"