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Joke of the Day

"A priest and a rabi are on a walk together when the pass a schoolyard with children playing in it. The priest says, ""Should we fuck them?"" The rabi says ""Out of what?"""

"I robbed a cookery shop last night... to make it big you've got to take some whisks."

"My biggest fear is dying in a car accident that doesn't totally destroy my phone"

"Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone? Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for."

"Bruce Willis in Starbucks. he gives his name as ""not Bruce Willis"" and when they call him he grabs his coffee and runs away giggling"

"I bartered a ring for a shop vac All she does is suck up my wallet and spend all my money."

"Dad walks in on son fapping He says,""Son that'll make you go blind!"" The young man says,""Dad I'm over here, that's a lamp."""

"Why did the console gamer cross the street? To render the rest of the buildings"

"I want to start a cafe and fill it with surrealist paintings. I'll call it Salvador Deli."

"Have you guys seen the Petrified Forrest? Those trees are scared!"