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Joke of the Day

"A priest and a rabi are on a walk together when the pass a schoolyard with children playing in it. The priest says, ""Should we fuck them?"" The rabi says ""Out of what?"""

"am i supposed to have a separate mouth with which to kiss my mother please advise"

"A (Non-Racist) Chinese Joke A Chinese man and a Chinese woman get married. They have a baby boy. What color is the sun? &nbsp; Yellow."

"How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None; they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend"

"A grasshopper walks into a bar bartender says...""Hey, we have a drink named after you."" Grasshopper says ""You have a drink named Jeff?"". budum pshhhh."

"Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras? Because a and b shells are too small."

"My bedtime is 9:11pm... So I never forget."

"Do you speak sign language? No, we sign it."

"Wanna hear a joke? I get no karma for this. :("

"Why did the child have two black eyes? Because telling them once wasn't enough."