16320
Joke of the Day
"What does the cow say while having sex? Nothing... she just mmmooOOOAAAANNnnnsssss..."
Next Joke
"How does a mathematician swear? Math-you."
"What do you call someone with a successful life? Certainly not me."
"What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry"
"I call my penis Oscar Pistorius... ... it only goes inside for a disappointingly short period of time."
"Your momma is so stupid That her adult child is still reading and downvoting Yo momma jokes."
"What did the snowman say to the other snowman? ""do you smell carrots?"""
"I've accepted that my brother is never paying back that money I loaned him... I've lost interest, and I'm just giving up on the principal."
"What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest? Someone's losing their trailer"
"If the number 666 is considered evil ..is 25.8069758 the root of all evil? Edit: My first gold! Thank you kind stranger."