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Joke of the Day

"If the number 666 is considered evil ..is 25.8069758 the root of all evil? Edit: My first gold! Thank you kind stranger."

"I invented something to keep the inside of my car quiet. It fits right over her mouth."

"I accidentally answered the phone with my last name and got promoted to homicide detective"

"NBC is contemplating a new TV series titled ""Airline Tragedies."" They are putting the pilot together right now."

"Sometimes I think I am a bad mother because I don't like wine."

"I got the job as a psychic! I don't know how."

"Of course my clothes are on the floor. I'm a guy, that's where I hang them."

"I bet you haven't heard this one before 53154"

"Any TV can be a TV dinner if you eat TVs"

"Since we're doing electrician jokes......... Q: What's the difference between God and an electrician? A: God doesn't think **he's** an electrician."