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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry"

"What vocation can transform anything into a gate? A reporter."

"Who's the nicest player in the NFL? Drew Brees. The guy's a saint."

"Let's play ""Is it an adjective or a verb?"" I love fucking pickles!"

"If I had a dollar for every racist thing I said I wouldn't need a small loan of a million dollars"

"John was at the 17th floor of a building. John hop off from the ledge and began to fall. Why didn't John die? John is a bird."

"Take My Advice I Don't Use It Anyways"

"If I had a nickle for every time I heard the word Diversity at the Oscars.. I still wouldn't give a shit."

"Me: I fell down the stairs with a quart of Jagermeister & I didn't spill a drop. Him: Well, how'd you do that? Me: I kept my mouth shut.."

"Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk? To make them happy before they die."