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Joke of the Day
"What's a pedophile's favourite chord? A minor."
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"New year Happy happy new year a little boy said to his girlfriend happy new year girl said first give gift then celebrate happy new year"
"What's the highest rated hotel in the world? Aushwitz, 6 million stars."
"What did the man say to the fly? ""Hey.. you're looking fly"""
"I like my coffee black Like Jesus"
"[loudly so dad who's been depressed since mom left can hear] Oh no, my GPS broke! If only I had some good DRIVING DIRECTIONS *dad looks up*"
"Why don't mountains get cold? They wear snow caps. *cringe* ^Courtesy ^of ^Westjet's ^horrible ^phone ^line."
"Who knew George Michael's ""Last Christmas""... was about the coroner?"
"Searched my teens room for drugs, was told ""you don't give me enough money for drugs."" I don't know whether to be proud or up his allowance."
"I read my horoscope today... It said I was gonna come into some money... which is weird because I usually just come into a tissue..."