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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee black Like Jesus"
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"Parents, stop giving your kids these crazy names. I just found a love letter my son wrote to a girl named ""Steven!"""
"This bathroom attendant is a little overzealous. I can shake ""it"" myself. Also, I am not in the bathroom."
"What's the difference between anal and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out."
"Having a wife and daughters, I try bottles in the shower until I find one that doesn't burn my balls and wash myself all over with that one."
"Did you hear about the dyslexic atheistic insomniac? He lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog."
"Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks? Because they were Ionic."
"A coworker told me she was ""catching up on her correspondence"" so apparently it's 1932 here at my workplace."
"I just realized I can make 50 funny faces at my boss in less than 30 seconds while the elevator door closes. Anyway, got fired."
"I like short logarithm equations... I guess you could say that I'm a ln-icon."