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Joke of the Day
"Who knew George Michael's ""Last Christmas""... was about the coroner?"
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"PR manager, philosopher, translator and a journalist walk into a bar The Bartender says: ""Hey Tony! Four bachelor's degrees, but still no luck finding a job?"""
"A Black Couple Are Having Sex Black guy: Who's yo daddy? Black girl: I dunno lol Black guy: Same lol"
"Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery? A batch of Tiger bread turned on them."
"I'll be serving Eggs Benedict on hubcaps for Christmas breakfast. Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."
"An ear doctor gets a phone call from a patient and asks him to describe the symptoms. He says, ""they're yellow, Homer's fat and Marge has blue hair"". [Source](http://m.imgur.com/gallery/3axkvOQ)"
"How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas? He felt his presents."
"Why are there no Irish lawyers? They can't pass the bar."
"Just saw a guy riding a skateboard, holding a surfboard. Dunno where he's going but I assume there's Mountain Dew there."
"I'm the daughter of Ned Stark! Arya?"