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Joke of the Day
"What did the man say to the fly? ""Hey.. you're looking fly"""
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"What girl's name is like a letter? Kay (K)."
"I'm gonna make a proctologist training video based on the Shawshank Redemption The main characters name will be Andy Dufranus"
"""What is your reason for divorce?"" She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'"
"A man woke up in a hospital. After a serious accident he shouted out, ""Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs!"" The doctor replied, I know you can't I've cut off your arms!"
"If my co-worker says ValenTIMES one more time, I'ma need one of you to make good on the ""I'll help you hide a body"" promise."
"Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log."
"I climbed on a tree with a suitcase. My aim is to become a branch manager."
"When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk? Bottom of the fifth, of course."
"Great weight loss tip: Become an astronaut."