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Joke of the Day
"What did the man say to the fly? ""Hey.. you're looking fly"""
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"How do Australians ask their friends to pass the Coffee Mate :("
"What do you call it again where you think of a tweet while you're offline so you have to say it out loud? Conversation?"
"Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer? Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills."
"OMG a Matterbaby just washed up on Santa Monica beach! *""what's a matter baby?""* uh... nothing what is a matter with you?"
"what's your favorite part of Sundays, mine is staying up really late for no reason whatsoever so that I'm extra miserable all week"
"Hitler and his men are having a meeting. Hitler: We will kill 6 million Jews and 1 clown. Men: Why the clown? Hitler: See! I told you nobody cares about the Jews!"
"Who is Donald Trump's favorite action star? Sylvester Small-Loan"
"""Thanks, that's a great haircut."" [takes off wig] ""Now let's see how you do with the real thing."""
"If there's ever a zombie apocalypse, I really hope it starts in Vegas Because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas."