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Joke of the Day

"What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces? Natural logs."

"The list of Republican Presidential Candidates."

"The ocean isn't shark-infested. It's the ocean. That's where sharks live. We aren't supposed to be there. Humans infest the ocean."

"Guys love it when you rest your head on their shoulder at the movie theatre. Their girlfriends however... not so much."

"What's the difference between a Catholic and a Jew? At least when a Catholic scars you for life, you might get to cum."

"*posts Social Security number on social media* *hopes someone steals his identity and pays off his mortgage*"

"Women are good for 2 things... Actually 3, if they take it in the ass."

"What is a shoe made out of a Banana called? a slipper! I've been telling this corny ass joke around campus and everyone seems to like it haha."

"[REQUEST] Coffee Puns My google searches led me to no great jokes, and I actually need them for a class. If you can give me some coffee puns, I'd be truly grateful. Please espresso feelings!"

"Extremely controversial, but here goes... Why can't you try someone for grave digging? Because it was found on the ground."