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Joke of the Day
"What's the highest rated hotel in the world? Aushwitz, 6 million stars."
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"[OC] Hey, Reddit. Wanna hear a joke about a defective condom? Actually, never mind. You pricks would probably just poke holes in it."
"Sorry I conned your kid out of their Chuck E Cheese tickets. Maybe try not raising a sucker. Now excuse me, I have a sweet toy to play with."
"I taught my parents something today... ...I guess they learned from their mistake"
"If I got a penny for everyone I've met who is as beautiful as you, I'd have all the money in the world."
"This morning I woke up to a tap on my front door. My plumber has a weird sense of humour."
"You know you're old when you watch a horror movie where annoying, partying college kids get murdered and you identify with the killer."
"Just decked the halls. Let that be a warning to halls everywhere."
"Statistics say there's a gay guy in every group of friends. I think it's Tim.. he's got a great ass."
"Gay Bread What do you call a gay piece of bread? A fagguette. A fa"