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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the approaching feminist."
Next Joke
"My heart sank when I received the text message ""I am breaking up with you. It's over between us"" from my partner. But ""Sorry, wrong number baby"" came afterwards. Whew, what a relief!"
"So a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar ""Ouch!"" they said"
"Two Dragons walk into a bar One dragon says, ""It's hot in here"". ""Shut your mouth"", says the other dragon."
"Why are they called Tuna Fish? Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh."
"Someone offered to take me fly fishing, but I turned them down. I like to keep it reel."
"What's left when a jew takes a shower? Their shackle"
"What's yellow and goes around? A banana in the washing machine."
"Ehhhhh! I lost all my money in a Fonzie scheme."
"Shoepidity... wearing ridiculously uncomfortable shoes just because they look good."