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Joke of the Day
"So a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar ""Ouch!"" they said"
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"People call me ugly until they see my wallet Then they call me poor"
"My ear is bleeding because I tried to shave it. Now I have to create some elaborate lie to tell ppl how I cut my ear."
"just saw someone I love eat pizza with a fork & knife and this just really goes to show that people are monsters and you can't trust anyone"
"TIFU when my parents weren't home. turns out it is really hard getting your dick out of a dvd once you get erect"
"I drool as I watch the gyro meat getting sliced off the stick for my wrap... ... then I wonder - is that how vegans feel when they watch someone mowing the lawn?"
"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt"
"Who writes books for little bees ? Bee-trix Potter !"
"Why is it so hard to throw a party in space? Because you have to planet."
"Going to my daughter's middle school basketball game. In light of recent events, I've asked her to leave the guns at home."