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Joke of the Day

"Two Dragons walk into a bar One dragon says, ""It's hot in here"". ""Shut your mouth"", says the other dragon."

"Why is it so hard to contact comedians? Because their marketing is a joke."

"If a green man lives in a green house... And a purple man lives in a purple house, And a orange man lives in an orange house, Who lives in a white house? A black man."

"there is no need for awkward apologies if you walk in on someone and they're naked, just say ""haha saw your doodle"" and walk off. simples"

"If Russia invades Turkey from the rear.. Would Greece help?"

"If I am ever killed by a koala bear, I hope whoever finds me just tells people I was killed by a bear"

"video games allow you to journey to wondrous locations straight out of your dreams such as: warehouse, sewer, and subway tunnel"

"What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions? A pasta free."

"My neighbors listen to awesome music. Whether they like it or not."

"Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it"