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Joke of the Day

"Why are there no headache tablets in the jungle? Because the Parrots-eat-em-all. Thank you, I'm here all night."

"Twas the night before Christmas, all through the house not a creature was stirring not even my vodka martini because it's shaken not stirred"

"'Do Not Touch' Must be one of the scariest things to read in Braille"

"ANOTHER BULL NAME Q: What do you call a masturbating bull? A: Beef Strokinoff."

"Why did the French chef commit suicide? He lost the huile d'olive."

"The Harshest ""Yo Mamma"" Joke... Yo Mamma is like a bowling ball... She likes to get picked up, fingered, thrown down a dark alley, then comes back for more."

"I was at the inventor of the USB stick's funeral yesterday..... They lowered his coffin into the ground, then raised it back up, turned it around, and lowered it back down again."

"Why did sexually aroused man go to a gay parking lot To rear end everyone"

"Drinking game. Make the drunkest person in the room call in a Chinese food order. Every time they have to repeat themselves, take a shot."

"Hypochondria? I think I have that!"