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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a bar... A girl says hello....."
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"Two lorry's crashed into each other, one containing terrapins the other containing tortoises... It was a turtle disaster."
"Q: What do you say to an alien with two heads? A: Hello. Hello."
"How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb 2, but don't ask me how they got in there."
"GARY: ""You wanna?"" BARRY: ""Ugh. Jesus OK."" (Siamese twins deciding to masturbate)"
"Why did the turkey cross the road ? To prove he wasn't chicken"
"This Christian rock band is so bad... ...I want to die right now so I can complain in person."
"What's the difference between a Genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist looks up your family tree. A gynecologist looks up your family bush."
"No, you're not fat, you're just easy to see."
"It's so hot, I just saw a bird blow on a worm before it ate it"