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"A man walks into a bar... A girl says hello....."
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"No one loves their kids equally. I use a curve system."
"I saw a statue of Cinderella today. I didn't like it, but I found the plinth charming."
"Q: What do you call a fish with three eyes? A: Fiiish."
"What'd the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass"
"What goes ""knio knio?"" A backward pig."
"I can always tell which waiters are just in it to make money and which are in it for the love of grossly exaggerating how hot plates are."
"I just wrote go f*** yourself on a piece of paper and put it in the suggestion box at work."
"""I'm a social activist. No seriously. I just changed my profile picture to a rainbow."" -everyone on Facebook"
"How do you know when it's NotTheOnion? When they're still running pieces on Hillary Clinton."