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Joke of the Day
"No one loves their kids equally. I use a curve system."
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"Psychic in a clothes shop Employee: How about this one? Psychic: Nah, its too small Employee:But you haven't even tried it on. Psychic: I'm a medium"
"One girl did a presentation in hittites and she went through while presentation... straight faced calling it ""high-titties"" everyone was losing it and she couldn't figure out why."
"I'm not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But that's the problem - you don't please anyone."
"To the guy in a wheelchair that stole my phone You can hide but you can't run"
"What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients? ex-spearmints"
"How do you know the blind exist... if they've never been sighted?"
"What do you call a politician with their head up their ass? David Cameron."
"A miser writes his will and names himself as the heir. This is actually one of the oldest known jokes. http://mentalfloss.com/article/57470/11-jokes-worlds-oldest-jokebook"
"DEFINITION OF DIPLOMACY Q: What is the definition of diplomacy? A: The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip."