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Joke of the Day

"""I'm a social activist. No seriously. I just changed my profile picture to a rainbow."" -everyone on Facebook"

"Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation? He needed some time to himself to decompose."

"Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work"

"""Oh my god, it's a genie!"" GENIE: Please, we prefer magic-american"

"so, history isn't that boring? The history professor asked his student Keaton, ""Have you read Marx? Keaton: ""Yes sir. I think it's from the wicker chairs."""

"There was a counter top on layaway at Home Depot. They said it was for the Packers' punt returner, Hyde. It was for Micah."

"Did you hear that there's a new ""Divorced Barbie""? Yeah - she comes with all of Ken's stuff."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bethany ! Bethany who ? Bethany good movies recently !"

"What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires? You would get severe frostbite."

"Have you heard about the new broom they invented? Its sweeping the nation"