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Joke of the Day
"I saw a statue of Cinderella today. I didn't like it, but I found the plinth charming."
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"it has been suggested that men think about sex every 8 seconds I can tell you that's a complete phallus"
"Everyone on twitter is single, pretending to be single, or about to be single"
"What did Tennessee? ...the same thing Arkansas"
"Do you know what the 14th and 15th letters of the alphabet spell? No. _______________________ You are exactly right."
"How do you make your wife cry when you're having sex? Ring her up and let her listen"
"Nsfw how do you pick up a Jewish girl? With a dust pan."
"How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts? ""LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!"""
"Life is like a cup of coffee... No matter how much sugar you put in it, there's always grounds at the end."
"Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing? For the halibut."