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Joke of the Day

"I saw a statue of Cinderella today. I didn't like it, but I found the plinth charming."

"I met a refugee on the train today. ""What country are you from?"", I asked. ""Iraq"", he replied. ""How did you escape?"" i ran."

"Where do admins go for summer break? Banned camp."

"What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers? Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes."

"What do you call something with no body and a nose? Nobody knows!"

"What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil? A religious movement!"

"Casual conversations are just like casual sex. I don't know how to have either one."

"What do you call alternative medicine that works? Medicine."

"""I drive like lightening."" ""You drive fast?"" ""No. I hit trees."""

"I don't understand why we give bad kids coal. Isn't coal what minors want?"