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Joke of the Day

"What goes ""knio knio?"" A backward pig."

"i swear to god I'm funny I was going to tell a gay joke... Butt fuck it.. Bada bom tisssh"

"12 out of 12 bakers agree, there should be one more baker in this study."

"Bring back your best yo mama jokes. Yo mama is so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says ""okay!"""

"Where did Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies."

"What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus? I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton."

"Did you know semen leaves the penis at 50 miles per hour? That means it's illegal to ejaculate in a school zone, but I don't think I got arrested because of the speed."

"Really stupid math joke What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Dec 25 = Oct 31"

"Talking bout planets with my 8 yr old. He asked if you just plow thru Uranus because it's all gas. I cannot respond maturely."

"My kids operate the house under the HYDRA principle For every light I turn off, three more get turned on to take their place."