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Joke of the Day
"I just wrote go f*** yourself on a piece of paper and put it in the suggestion box at work."
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"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick in someone's asshole"
"I can't believe I got arrested, just for indulging in a bit of horseplay. Although the prosecutor is calling it 'bestiality'."
"There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand Binary and those who don't. *Edit: ""If you have to explain the joke, there is no joke."" - Joker*"
"TIFU by not having a picture of my pet ready on my cake day. What were you expecting to see here?"
"Greeks lined up for ATM? Isn't that kinda their thing?"
"What's the difference between an 115 year old man and a 46 year old woman ? sixty-nine"
"Whats the difference between 8 dicks and a joke?? Your mom cant take a joke."
"Whats the hardest part eating a vegetable? The wheelchair"
"I love being excluded from things Should have got a green card"