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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you call a fish with three eyes? A: Fiiish."

"I bet Sherlock Holmes rocked the shit out of elementary school."

"Did you know Stalin got hit in the groin with a potato when he was young? That's how he became a dictator."

"What do you call an Isis execution recorder A daesh cam"

"LPT...never trust a Genie who.... calls his penis his LAMP. I never got my wishes."

"I loved going to the psychiatrist as a young girl. He said ""I think I can see the problem, Mr Smith."""

"Why is Lorde named thusly? She isn't named thusly, she's named Lorde."

"Why do women have legs? Have you seen the mess snails make?"

"Why does the Catholic Church have so much money? Because Jesus saves."

"DINOSAUR PARTY TRICERATOPS: GROUP SELFIE!! *hands phone to T-Rex T-REX: Still not funny you guys. Not. Funny."