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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call a fish with three eyes? A: Fiiish."
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"My new party trick.. I swallow two pieces of string and an hour later they come out of my ass tied together..... I shit you knot."""
"A man walks into an ice cream shop and asks ""what's shaking?"" The cashier replies ""Nepal"""
"it is pretty silly joke... what is the similarity between cops and dick!!!! they can stand anywhere any time.."
"Q: Why do you look out the window in the morning? A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway."
"Found out my ""girlfriend"" had a penis, so I broke it off ."
"Just stuck my tongue in an outlet. The results were shocking."
"what are your hobbies? Mmm... Sam, Bilbo and Frodo."
"What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ? A firequaker !"
"How does the redneck's wife know that her daughter is pregnant? her son's dick tastes like shit."