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Joke of the Day

"love i have been in love with the same woman for 17 years now....if my wife ever finds that out she will kill me!"

"Oi, shower curtain - nobody likes you, we just tolerate you. Stop going in for a hug."

"Did you hear about the baby born with no eyelids? They used his foreskin for an eyelid skin graft. . . . . . ***Now the poor guy is cock-eyed***"

"The shortest hunter joke Two hunters go by a bar"

"Pick up line I put the STD in stud, but all I need is you."

"I'm gonna start using my cat's ages like y'all do your kids. 5 just projectile vomited and 1 is trying to eat it off the floor."

"What do you call a well-written short story? Articulette"

"Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor"

"The 'M' in 'MTV now stands for 'MISCELLANEOUS'."

"grandpa: ur father changed after the war me: somtimes emojis i never use appear in my frequently used page and i dont kno how they got there"