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Joke of the Day

"The shortest hunter joke Two hunters go by a bar"

"I may be weird, but everyone needs a buddy who will show up at 2 a.m. and help get the dead zebra out of the septic tank without judging you"

"According to math, I'm broke"

"Last night I tried a new Thai restaurant. It was nice... They had a pick your own kitten cage on the counter."

"Lost Wallet I thought my dad would be angry when I told him I had lost my wallet, but he told me not to worry, that it was in my genes."

"Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes? Because he hated the Bu shuo!"

"I don't drink for religious reasons. I drink for other reasons."

"A man brings his wife as Aspirin... She says, 'Why did you bring me this? I don't have a headache.' He says, 'Good, let's fuck!'."

"Fred: You have the face of a saint. Jill: Really? Which one? Fred: A Saint Bernard."

"When a woman has to pick one of three men: a smart one, a cute one or a rich one. She always chooses the asshole."