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Joke of the Day

"What do you call peanuts in space? Astronuts!"

"Dad Joke: Help! There's a letter coming out of the water! It's an emerging 'C'."

"Facebook is a good reminder that I went to school with idiots."

"Every rooster is a dick."

"What did the Reddit admins do for Christmas? [removed]"

"Fun fact: All of the seasons were named after coils of metal. Except for summer and winter. And fall."

"I was on a date with a girl last night... She told me she had an eating disorder. I looked at her solemnly for a minute and then asked her very nicely: ""So are you gonna eat 'dis order of fries then?"""

"Guy walks into a bar... So this Jewish guy walks into a bar in New York with a parrot on his shoulder. The Bartender goes where'd you get that? And the parrot says, ""in Brooklyn, they're everywhere."""

"Why is Hannibal so rich? Well, he save on groceries."

"What happens when you see two twin sister witches? You don't know which witch is which!"