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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a well-written short story? Articulette"

"I got the job as a psychic! I don't know how."

"My kid sold your honor student a quarter ounce of oregano."

"How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb? **Lightbulbs** are easily threaded by one person, **usually** with one hand. Doot."

"Q. Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot? A. The thought had never entered his head before."

"I've been digging through piles of fossils all day. No Homo."

"Banned an 80 year old man for life from attending NBA games. What's that? Like maybe 10 years?"

"What do you call a sad coffee? Depresso"

"What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths? A running gag."

"Sharks don't like the taste of human flesh, which must mean they are drama queens who only eat people for attention."