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Joke of the Day

"I'm gonna start using my cat's ages like y'all do your kids. 5 just projectile vomited and 1 is trying to eat it off the floor."

"And the Lord said unto John, ""Come forth and receive eternal life."" But John came in fifth and won a toaster."

"What do you call a game of tennis in China Ping Pong"

"What's the difference between three dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."

"America, Britain isn't the ex who pretends it was mutual We're the ex who say 'Phew, missed a bullet there'"

"My wife asked me to teach her to use the snowblower.. I said, ""How about we start with the vacuum""."

"What is the height of hunger? Teeth marks on the toilet seat."

"What has 5 balls and rapes the poor? The lottery."

"A Chicago priest is offering a $5,000 reward to help stop gun violence. Meanwhile, people with guns just found out about a priest who has $5,000."

"Almost got raped in prison My family takes Monopoly way too seriously"