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Joke of the Day
"Oi, shower curtain - nobody likes you, we just tolerate you. Stop going in for a hug."
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"Sarcasm : Because life doesn't come with a free ""stay out of jail card"""
"What do a hot girl and my little toe have in common? I bang them both on my coffee table at night."
"What shampoo did Paul Walker use? Head and shoulders, they were on the dashboard"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Grunge Barbie ...with flannel shirt and a goatee"
"What did the bartender say after Charles Dickens ordered a drink? ""Olive or twist?"""
"What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date? Shore."
"Self Respect is... Washing your hands before you take a piss. ...or rather, leave one."
"I'm the girl who shows up at a Halloween party where everyone is dressed as something sexy and I'm dressed as a bean bag."
"So John Travolta's career has been dwindling recently... I guess you could say he fell from Grease."