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Joke of the Day
"RIP the dinosaurs. Can't believe it's 65 million years already. Always in my thoughts"
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"What do you call a thief running down your stairs? A condescending con descending."
"Today I read this book about Alzheimer's It was about Alzheimer's."
"Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits? Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free."
"What do you call a fat skeleton? big boned"
"""I feel like a failure, doc. I've got 5 boys and they ALL work as hotel valets"" ""Wow this is the worst case of parking sons I've ever seen!"""
"Those tiny bottles at the liquor store aren't free samples. I know that now."
"TIFU in math class by saying 'subduct' instead of 'subtract' whoops, wrong sub"
"What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes? Giraffic Park!!!!!!! HAHHHAHAAHHAHAA"
"[traffic stop] Officer: Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over? Me: *backseat full of penguins* Um, I'm guessing the aquarium called?"