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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fat skeleton? big boned"

"What does a tornado and a red-neck divorce have in common? Either way someone's going to lose a trailer."

"SPOILER ALERT: Unrefrigerated milk goes bad quickly."

"My sister borrowed my favorite shirt without asking again, so I changed her Facebook profile picture to a positive Clearblue pregnancy test."

"I've never grabbed less than fifteen napkins."

"I like my women like I like my ice cream... Smooth, pale, cold, and recently extracted from a freezer."

"A Slinky is a great way to teach young children that it's fun to push things down the stairs."

"What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce? Chicken caesar salad"

"I'm at my most ""floor manager"" when I'm falling down drunk."

"What do you say when the yoga teacher tells you to leave class for no reason? Nah, I'mma stay."