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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a thief running down your stairs? A condescending con descending."
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"Senator Clinton what is your favorite flavor of pie Well the Republicans........... Edit: Secretary"
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"Why was the Mexican tire sad? Because it was despair"
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"I just named my whiskey ""Titanic"" because it goes down better with ice."