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Joke of the Day
"Apparently Pistorius wanted a new bathroom door, but his girlfriend was dead against it."
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"How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, it's already screwed in! heh. *chirp* *chirp*"
"Sorry if this comes across as offensive... Two dyslexic men attempt to rob a train. One man shouts to the carriage ""Air in the hands motherstickers!"" The other man shouts ""This is a fuck up!"""
"Did you know that Stevie Wonder has seven kids? He never sees them though."
"What 3 candies do you find in school? Redhots, DumDums, and smarties."
"When idiots talk to me, I just imagine they're saying, 'I'm an idiot,' over and over. Makes it easier to nod in agreement and not get cross."
"Usain Bolt its so fast when he misses the bus He just waits at the next stop"
"2014 Drivers Manual: ""When a signal turns green, honk once to indicate to the car in front of you that they need to lower their smartphone."""
"Why do the Irish wear kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away."
"How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? Shoot before he hits the water."