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Joke of the Day

"Sorry if this comes across as offensive... Two dyslexic men attempt to rob a train. One man shouts to the carriage ""Air in the hands motherstickers!"" The other man shouts ""This is a fuck up!"""

"I went to a placenta party the other day... the cervix was terrible."

"What do you call a Snake game that doesn't work? An E-Reptile dysfunction"

"What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave? Decompose"

"What is the difference between a Ferrari and a boner? I don't have a Ferrari."

"Writing a horror movie featuring all black actors. It's ten minutes long and everyone dies at the same time."

"Did you hear about the midget Trump supporter? Apparently, he's a little racist."

"What do you call a cow that's missing a leg? A 3 legged cow"

"Either my 1 year old found the stash of markers or she head-butted a rainbow."

"Why are crabs always tired? Because they sleep in snatches."