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Joke of the Day

"2014 Drivers Manual: ""When a signal turns green, honk once to indicate to the car in front of you that they need to lower their smartphone."""

"A blonde is taking money out of an ATM, when the blonde behind her in line says, ""Ha! Ha! I know your password. It's four asterisks."" The first blonde replies, ""Ha! Ha! No it's not. It's 3862."""

"What's the difference between a muslim sex-doll & a christian sex-doll? The muslim sex-doll blows ITSELF up."

"Trying to explain to H that when the doctor said he can have one red wine a day, he didn't mean bottle."

"Why do they call it Black Friday? Because it's the only day blacks can afford to go shopping"

"They've finally renamed my gym ""Skinny Guys with Giant Headphones Loudly Dropping Small Weights."""

"So, turns out the Virgin Mary was a prostitute... Cause she had sex with God for a little prophet."

"I had to neuter my dog today... his name was Bruce but now I call him Caitlyn."

"Tried this new Playlist in the car, on the treadmill, at my desk, but it seems the best place for me to listen to old Greenday is 1992."

"What happened to Donald Trump when he visited Switzerland? He Felt the Bern"