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Joke of the Day

"2014 Drivers Manual: ""When a signal turns green, honk once to indicate to the car in front of you that they need to lower their smartphone."""

"I wish the mailman would come to my house at the same time as the garbage man so he could give my mail directly to him."

"I watch ""2 Girls, 1 Cup"" for the articles."

"Did you hear about that guy who had his penis enlarged? He's much cockier now."

"I see. You're the ""don't pigeonhole me"" type. Got it."

"What is your favourite shaggy dog tale?"

"What do birds order when they go to Starbucks? Flappaccinos."

"Why do we never run out of math teachers? Because they are always multiplying."

"Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy, but here' say number. Call me maybe. Okay, hello Maybe. I'll leave now."

"What did Hitler do wrong? He didn't finish."