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Joke of the Day

"awesome jokes guys keep em coming As a single father, I love browsing this subreddit so when I see my wifes kids once a month I have a lot of epic jokes to tell them. Keep em coming!"

"I heard netflix is going to start putting ads in the middle of shows Netflix and shill"

"What's worse than ants in your pants? ...uncles"

"a bunch of people at a school dance waiting to get a drink that's it. that's the punch line"

"I showed my 12 year old son an old floppy disk... He said ""Wow... cool! You made a 3D printout of the save icon!"""

"I saw a report that teen pregnancy is falling.... But child obesity is rising. Just proves no one wants to fuck a fatty."

"You know why Santa Claus doesn't have any children? Because he only comes once a year and that's down a chimney."

"Some people come into your life for a reason. Like for target practice."

"A Jew walks into a bar mitzvah"

"Hillary Clinton doesn't suck! Just ask Bill"