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Joke of the Day
"Usain Bolt its so fast when he misses the bus He just waits at the next stop"
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"I made my wife change her name to Dick. Now people laugh whenever I joke about beating her all day long."
"The American school system is a lot like an EA game... It's mostly broken and if you pay more money you can access things that make you have an advantage over everyone else."
"difference between a crow and a raven one has 4 pinion feathers and the other has 5 pinion feathers, so the difference is a matter of a pinion"
"Kids so mixed... They won't show up in black and white pictures."
"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey"
"""Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free."" ""Some, I assume, are good people"""
"My son kneed himself on the trampoline. *black eye forming Me: Son, we need to come up with a better story than this."
"Imagine how frustrating it would be if Tic-Tacs were individually wrapped."
"So... Do you like dragons? You do? Good. Cause I am gonna be draggin' my balls across your face. Someone at work told me this and I couldn't stop laughing."