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Joke of the Day
"I was Saddam tired last night.... I slept like Iraq..."
Next Joke
"What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower? Brainwashed."
"Sorry to interrupt, but the personal story you're in the middle of telling reminds me of how much I love attention."
"Marriage is a three ring circus... Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffer-ring"
"We're not lost We're on Lo St"
"Why is Santa a terrible sexual partner? Because he doesn't exist"
"What is a frog's favorite dance? The Lindy Hop."
"A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says ""hey! We have a drink named after you!"" And the grasshopper says ""You have a drink named Steve?!"""
"This lady at the Edible Arrangement store acts like no one's ever asked for a corn dog bouquet before."
"What do you call an abortion at Hogwarts? *Avada kedavra!*"