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"In Tesla Motors you... Don't drive car, car drives you."
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"What did the raisin see when she came home early from work? Her husband on a date."
"I hate racist jokes. I don't like people laughing at my beliefs."
"What's the difference between your mom and my mom? Your mom still sucks my dad's dick"
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"A football supporter's favourite Christmas song? 'Yule never walk alone'"
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