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Joke of the Day
"Marriage is a three ring circus... Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffer-ring"
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"What's the difference between England and a tea bag ? The tea bag stays in the Cup longer"
"Did you hear about WHO's new report about processed foods causing cancer? Who?"
"I have an outstanding warrant for loitering. *I don't know why my brain thought this was the funniest joke to replay during my sleep this morning but it made me wake up giggling."
"If you're starved for time, eat a watch."
"Three penguins 3 penguins are walking down the road in Arizona. First one looks at the other two and says "" what the fuck we doing out here!!!!"""
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to beat the room for being black and one to arrest the light bulb for being broke."
"Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics? A pair of legs."
"Couldn't eat my soup when I watched The Matrix because there was no spoon."