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Joke of the Day

"A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says ""hey! We have a drink named after you!"" And the grasshopper says ""You have a drink named Steve?!"""

"*writing classic song* Damn, I have the ""For he's a jolly good fellow"" part repeating three times but how am I gonna wrap this bad boy up?"

"What is the best gift to give a gay geneticist? designer genes"

"The boss enters the office and asks his underling.. ..""what's the name of the asian punctual co-worker?"" ""Tai Ming, Sir."""

"A bigot redneck and a psychopathic grandma get into an arguement Someone filmed it and decided to call it politics"

"Stop making history jokes!! They're getting old."

"I steal candy bars using slight of hand... You could say I have a few Twix up my sleeve"

"I like my women like I like the sun... Not exploding."

"a human mens penis has not evolved in hundreds of years, im going to take it to strange new places. i'll improve the dick. ill make it safer"

"What is the most searched porn on the ginger-bread man's computer? Crumbshots"