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Joke of the Day
"Why is Santa a terrible sexual partner? Because he doesn't exist"
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"So many things have made me laugh today but not one of them was funny."
"Was your teacher drunk when he made your multiple choice test? 1) Yes ) No %) I love you guys M) 8 ) Potato"
"What do you call someone who murders a toucan, a leprechaun, and a honey bee? A cereal killer!"
"Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? He's all right now"
"What kind of music does your mailman like? Postrock/Postpunk"
"Whenever someone makes a Jew joke and the Rabhi is in the room everybody goes ""AWWWSWITCHZ"""
"Ask a man if he's critiquing your work... Men Who Are Dating say: No, & compliment you. Single Men say: Yes Married Men: Try to hide"
"Hitler says... ""I order the execution of 6 million Jews and 1 clown!"" His officer responds with ""Why the clown?"" To which Hitler replies with ""See! No one cares about the Jews!"""
"What's the difference between a dog and your best friend? The dog doesn't fuck your wife and walk the house in your robe"