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Joke of the Day

"This lady at the Edible Arrangement store acts like no one's ever asked for a corn dog bouquet before."

"There are 11 types of people in the world... Those that understand binary, those that don't, and those that thought this would be the 10 kinds of people joke."

"What is brown, small, and smells of caramel? A diabetic who's been struck by lightning."

"What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables? Stephen Hawking."

"In my defense, your baby was crying before I dropped it."

"The best joke of all... ...is the number of this sub's subscribers"

"What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA? Jalapeno Business..........."

"How to handle a one night stand the next morning 1. Put on Titanic 2. He's gone, that's it"

"Constipation Have you heard of the movie constipation? Probably not. It hasn't come out yet."

"How Many liberals does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, because they're so darn stupid!"