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Joke of the Day
"I ordered at a Reddit Deli I messed up and ordered the wrong sub."
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"Ice cream van man found dead on the floor of his ice cream van, covered in sprinkles and raspberry sauce Police are not treating the death as suspicious. They believe he topped himself."
"Why go out and be a 3rd wheel when you can stay home and be a unicycle?"
"Chess says everything about men and women. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever the hell she wants."
"I started 2016 with a goal to lose 20 pounds Only 30 more to go and I'm there!"
"Why girls don't have willys Little brother came into the kitchen and declared ""mom, now I know why girls don't have willys! They fall off, and I found yours under your pillow"""
"Facebook should make an option, to block people from tagging me in videos/pictures that have nothing to do with me."
"I like how this car asks me if it's safe to move in reverse. WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I WAS GETTING MARRIED???"
"Sometimes I feel like a doctor stuck studying X-rays to gauge the health impacts of excessive sausage eating. I tend to see the wurst in people."
"How is Donald Trump like a pumpkin? They're both orange on the outside, hollow on the inside, and should have been thrown out in early November."